Public Displays of Affection

People should keep their grubby litttle hands and dirty tongues to themselves when in Public. Why do couples insist on fondling each other pornographically while im trying to eat. Just yesterday i saw an obese couple going at it at the traffic lights. They were rubbing their sweaty bodies all over each other and trying in vain to get their meaty arms around the other. It was disgusting and every man and his dog at that unfortunate intersection is now scarred for life. All i can say is get a fucking room biatches...