Feet

Feet are hideous, smelly, dirty things. They have got to be the worst part of the human anatomy and i am yet to find a pair of feet that dont make me gag. I often wonder how people have foot fetishes and like to spurt whipped cream all over someone elses toe jam and lick it off. Why cant feet just always be covered in socks and become "privates" so that i dont have to see the boney, yellow little fellas. Check out the Gangrene and the Gout that can happen to feet. Just fucken chop off both of your feet and walk around on stumps like im planning to do.