Elvis Impersonators

No one does the King like the King, and certainly these "Elvis Tribute Artists" leave a lot to be desired. I reckon there are hundreds of misguided old souls out there who are literally making Elvis turn in his grave. Just because you can gyrate your hips and sweat up a storm in a jumpsuit does not give you permission to systematically ruin every song ever crooned by the King. I would like to know why all Elvis imposters only do old "heartattack waiting to happen" Elvis and not young "heart throb" Elvis?
Also, please explain why women, old men and asians think that they have the right to desicrate the memory of our King. All i can say is WHOA