Mel and Kochie

I seriously think the joke here is in fact on us... i mean, waking up before 9am isn't torture enough? Let alone having to listen to these two old munted dicks talk about what colour eyeshadow Delta had on at her concert last week, or discussing Mel's recent breast feeding challenges and cracked nipples.. need i not mention the little twerp weather man from "All together now", Steven Jacobs.... oh, but it gets better, pictured here is Mel and Kochie with the 2005 Eurovision winner..... no further comment.

Mysterious Peter

What a laughing stock Peter Andre has made of his life. Some people might idolise him but i just want to kick him as hard as i can in the nuts.
He knows it too...

Puffy

P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Piffy, Puffy, Diddy, I wish you would make your mind up as to what you want to call yourself it is very confusing. If you had even the smallest amount of musical talent or fashion sense i could perhaps forgive your ego. But you dont. So i cant

Dandenong

Simple, it constantly smells like rotten ass and people like this fucker live there.....................

Huey

huey your show is not an adventure. Its a tragic cross country blister creating dash across my television viewing afternoon. You are a fat fucker. Stop eating

Andrew O'Teeth

And the award for the cheesyest and most annoying tool on television goes to...... this fucker.

Naomi Robson

In my whole life i have never seen a current affairs reporter who so closely resembles a horse as Naomi Robson

Kim Clijsters

In my whole life i have never seen a person who so closely resembles a cartoon character as "aussie" Kim Clijsters

Big Tits Sal

Sally Fletcher should not make porn.

Freaky Children

White trash Iron Maiden lovers with too much hairspray and Eewok / Evil Gobbledock babies should have their genitals removed.

Livinia Nixon

Sickeningly sweet in your crochet cardigan Livinia, you are going to make me go into a diabetic coma. Its about time you had a jo beth coke bottle incident to knock you off your lofty perch.

Dermie

Every time i look at Dermott i throw up in my mouth a little bit. I 've often wondered if he keeps a tic tac packet of rohipnol in his back pocket. How else would any non blind woman ever find her way into his bed. Get a hair cut fucker...

Anthony Callea

Midgets with no penis are scary....

kieren

you may have noticed a pattern of fucked olympic winners so far, but i couldnt pass up the chance of blogging kieren perkins. I sport (pun intended) an intense and unnatural hatred for this man and his enormous ugly head

Sandra Bulldog

Now I always thought Sandra "Bullock" was just a play on words... but no, I shouldn't have doubted myself... she is a fucking bulldog and can't act for shit. Talk about another case of bucket full of smashed crabs......

Ugly Brittney

this picture needs no further comment...

Steven Bradbury

Take a bow Steven Bradbury. You are the most undeserving gold medal winner in Olympic history

Liza and Co

Deary me, i think these two are victims of wind change. This pic is belly laugh material

Posh Poo's and Wee's

How perfect is this role of dunny paper considering skinny spice always looks as though she has severe poo pains

Enough Said?

Schnoz City Patsy Biscoe

Lisa McCune

Lisa McCune is the most talentless, overrated actress to ever be spewed from aussie tv. How can a 5 time logie winner only score a gig on a Coles supermarket ad after becoming Australia's darling? I know how, because only stupid bogan single mothers care to vote for the no talent actors in theTV week logie awards. Give back those statues Lisa you phony...

This guy...Rolf Harris

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport to the railway line and run me down by the Frankston train. You are not entertaining, you have never been entertaining and you will never be entertaining. So just fuck off ok Rolf Harris

say No to drugs

Listen here kiddies. Stop taking drugs or you'll end up like Aunty Whitney

bec and lley lley

I have never had the misfortune to witness such a rape of publicity as bec and lley lley are capable of.
If i see another magazine with bec and her chin on the cover i think i'll burn the news stand. Without a doubt, these twins seperated at birth have made a laughing stock of themselves. Its bad enough dressing the kid up for the logies, but check out the poem that cartwright read out at the wedding...
" By sticking together we’ll make a great family
Engaged and then married and now one on the way,
I’ll take such good care of you every day,
It’s safe to say I’ll love you more and more
And marrying you today, I couldn’t be more sure.
Rebecca Hewitt! I’m your wife!
I promise you one thing, stick with me and you’ll have a bloody good life!"
I cry every time i read it, not because its romantic but because my eyes always run when im vomiting...