Ah, the irony

"I've been kissed by a rose"..... ah, i dont think so. More like you have been whooped with the ugly stick mate - bucket full of smashed crabs ya crater face.

Smash Offspring

No words can describe my intense hatered for this over the hill, anthem thumping "fuck rock" tools. I mean, look at this fucker, have you even seen anything like it. Look at how wrinkly the ol' cunt is.. the beer gut and i dare say mickey mouse picture on his fucked up too tight pale green t-shirt. If these guys think that making up the same fucked up anthem/chant/repetative songs "album" and throwing in a few "yeah yeah's" into it is going to keep them 'young" and perhaps give them the ability to pick up teenage chicks... well dude, you are sadly sadly mistake. You Old Peodphile fucks.

Oh... and that sunglassed look at night is SOOOOOOOOO fucking gay.... fuck off.
and you Dexter you can GIT FARKED and take your gay name with you.
If i hear one more fucking offspring song with yelling and screaming and YEAH YEAH YEAH involved well, armageddon it will be... SMASH THIS.

It had to be done

Just a taste of the man we love to love...

Welcome to the first post submitted by me the roo of mcrooer. It has to be said that this blog took alot of time,determination and courage to be born onto the world wide web by team roo.
Having said that it is surely fitting that my first post is directed at a somewaht obscure novel penned by the only woman on earth whose head deserves a bullet more than delta's. Yes gretski...
If anyone has chosen to read this book rather than drill their eyes out with a rusty screwdriver i would like to hear your banal comments. thankyou and welcome

Gaelan

age: 25state: VIC
STATUS:Nominated
Occupation: CarpenterMyself in three words: Excitable, funny, charismatic.
Personal motto: Live every day like its your second last.
Which mutant superpower would you most like to have and why?: See-through vision

Blog this

Well Brewski.... we did it. Now we can laugh all we want about Gaylen Fry Pan face, cunt eyes munted spew bomb all we want. Not to mention Gretel's waredrobe on "nom's night" and Krystal's chin..... oh... the fun we are going to have. cackle cackle tee hee.......