Ryan Maloney

One reason i knocked back a role as the new girl in Ramsey St was because i feared for my health and wellbeing. I mean imagine if i was cast as Toadfish Rebechi's girlfriend. I would be caught up in all manner of crazy situations dreamt up by the lame writers that would involve me and toady and nothing more than a wet towel. I would have to have rabbies shots every other day because their is no way that Ryan Maloney is a Homo Sapien, he is definately of the Rodent variety.
I dont know how his character hasnt been killed off yet so that he can launch his Panto career in London, or even launch a solo pop album. Either one would at least take his big ugly head off my screen right on dinner time.