Catriona Rowntree

Everything about catriona shits me. even her name makes me grind my teeth. Her massive head and snobby voice is certainly the worst though. Every holiday destination that she visits is gratingly described in the most patronising voice that makes me want to blow up my tv. i hope she gets stabbed by a rhino horn in africa or gets eaten alive by piranha next time she travels down the amazon or even punched in the tit by a giant red male kangaroo in the aussie outback.